Random running thoughts

I was on the treadmill today and got really bored. It was the first time I tried studying while running and it wasnt't easy.


So my eyes started wondering off my notes and took notice of my bouncing hair. That's when I noticed that my ponytail swung one period (physicists, pls correct the term used.) with each step I took. With each swing, my hair actually travels a greater distance than my feet.


Armed with this realisation, I came up with a proposed chart of the relative distances which my various body parts covered.

In order from greatest distance to shortest distance covered:

1) Ponytail
2) Feet
3) Arms
4) Breasts (without sports bra)
5) Butt
6) Breasts (with sports bra)
7) Eyes
8) Neck






And that was how I managed to stay for an hour in the gym...