Microscopic life of a high-rise appartment dweller

Give me eyedrops! Somebody gorge my eyes out please! Somebody slap me!! AH~!!!!


Urgh!!! Guess what guess what guess what?!?!?! I was just working out in my brother's room, when I looked out of his window into the house in the opposite block. The first thing that caught my eye was the tv. At first, I saw a closed-up view of a blinking eye. I thought how interesting, until the closed-up view was a little too long. Any proper director wouldn't make an unflattering scene last so long. And it dawned on me that MAYBE JUZ MAYBE, the eye lid is not an eye lid. By the time the camera drew back into the full frontal view of the female, I knew I was right. It was a BLOODY porn video of two ppl having sex! Not BLINKING EYE! GOSHGOSH!!


I WILL calm down in a minute and be a mature adult, whereby porn is a commonplace. But before that, LET ME REMIND EVERYONE WHAT CURTAINS ARE FOR! Not to mention that the importance of curtains increase with each increase in your tv size!!! URGH!! You might be generous enough to want to share your prized collection, BUT NOT EVERY1 IS APPRECIATIVE OF IT. (I'll keep in mind that this is my brother's room. *shudders*)


*back to mature adult mode* After I went off for 15min and returned, the tv was showing golf and the guy was just returning into the room. Probably back from the toilet, if you get my drift. I am really glad that the distance between our houses is great enough, so that I cannot make out any features. The last thing I want is to recognise him.


99.9% of guys may watch porn, but seeing someone watching it is a different story altogether (unless that person is my bf, which then means that I would have to reach for the scissors...). Please don't let it happen again...