Yuxin and I saw this dead bird sprawled on the floor, with its two legs showing from behind the tail. We were both grieving for the bird when Yuxin blurted out, "Eh... So sad... It lost its two front legs."
?!?@(?*&%$???????
(No kidding, upon further probing, she did think that birds have four legs! And her defence was, they are aways flying, so who would notice how many legs they have... Right... And we thought Jessica Simpson was a bimbo.)
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After sharing some sex trivia I found in this month's issue of Cleo, Tian'en and I were talking about homosexuality in dolphins. I was interested in knowing exactly how dolphins engage in such behaviour, more specifically, which hole was used as a substitution. My darling went, "Snort?"
(I still don't know the answer. Finally something that you can't find online. If you know the answer, I am VERY interested.)
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Ok, so today's "Mind Your Body" confirmed the century-old myth that eating soya food decreases sperm count. Since we all know that a large proportion of the protein in a vegetarian diet comes from soy products, Tian'en had to rub it in, "So maybe male vegetarians are infertile?"
Distasteful, my dear!! Now we would have no more vegetarian friends!!!
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Disclaimer: These people seem smarter than they really are.
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